Here is a true story for you.
 

BOLD LITTLE LIE or SIMPLY SPEAKING MY TRUTH?

 

“I speak “EEK”!” my 7 year old self puffed up proudly.

 

The lady in admissions prompted me to share something “unique” about myself.

 

I was visiting a fancy uptown school in Manhattan where we lived.

 

Was it Dalton? I couldn’t remember.

 

“Really?” she answered her eyes widening while taking notes about me.

 

“Can you say a few words?” she asked.

 

A cascade of gobble dee gook flowed from my lips.

 

I was dead serious about my linguistic prowess.

 

And it was the early 80’s and there was no such thing as the internet to fact check instantaneously.

 

I was admitted to Dalton, but my mother chose PS 41 for me (a public school).

 

I later attended Friends Seminary, a private school, in 6th grade. Thank Spirit!

 

It was here that I had the good fortune to land in a class with a mouse named “Louis Souris.”

 

The teacher, Marge Gonzalez, authored a phenomenal textbook for oui ones to introduce them to a mouse who spoke French.

 

I was hooked.

 

I had landed in heaven; a place where I was invited to proclaim “à é i o û (pronounced: ah ay ee oh ew)" to my hearts desire!

 

Madame Gonzalez understood the absolute pure joy of making sounds that were exotic and elegant.

 

And so began my love affair with the French language.

 

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If you’d like to wrap your tongue around some deliciousness:

 

Join me in France May 27 - June 4, 2023 on my 8 day retreat: 

 

“Awakening to Divine Pleasure”

 

We’ll delight in a soft landing at a rustic farmhouse where we’ll enjoy a garden mandala ritual and cooking class. 

 

Then we’re off to Chartres to walk the labyrinth at the cathedral, enjoy the crypt in candlelight with chanting and take a stained glass making workshop.

 

Two spots have been claimed so far. Four spots available.

 

Payment plans available. Questions welcome.

 

Details HERE.

BOLD LITTLE LIE or SIMPLY SPEAKING MY TRUTH

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The ENTIRE first week of January S A N C T U A R Y will be FREE OPEN CALLS

One more open call: Friday ~ Full Moon in Cancer Practice

 

Begin the year with ease, grace, calm, flow.

 

Join us!  
 

M W F from 7:30am-8:00am EST + replay
 

Yogastrology®, meditation, visualization.
 

Very restorative.
 

No previous yoga or astrology experience needed.

 

Come exactly as you are.
 

Audio only. No screens so you can drop in deep.
 

To learn more about Sanctuary: http://www.jenwaine.com/sanctuary

 

Join Zoom Meeting

https://us02web.zoom.us/j/86555349448?pwd=SlRBMmptZ1FnaW5TVmszRTFzK201Zz09

 

Meeting ID: 865 5534 9448

Passcode: 610321

 
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Hope your 2023 is off to a sweet start,

Jen


Image: Me proudly sporting my Madonna glove at 5th grade graduation from PS 41 in 1985.  

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